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LEVEL4 {}
You may customize the time between messages
from B.o.s. to the user. This number reflects
the seconds between each "page" from B.o.s.
BOSINT {Interval Between B.o.s. Naggings: 60} N 15 360
BOSAD {Advertise at Login? YES} B
Please enter your name here EXACTLY as
it appears on your registration form.
REGNAME {Your Name Here} S 30 Registered Name
Please enter your BBS Name here EXACTLY
as it appears on your registration form.
REGBBS {Your BBS Name Here} S 30 Registered BBS
Please enter your registration code EXACTLY
as you received it from Vinculum. If the
code you were given does not work, you
may reach VDS Technical Support
at (405) 789-9162
REGCODE {Registration Code? 0} L 0 2147483647
LEVEL6 {}
BOSON {
Hello, your boss is out to lunch, so he asked me to help him out a bit.
I am Major B.O.S., the Business Ordinance System. But I would feel a lot
better if you just called me B.O.S.
I'll make sure you keep working, but if you get tired of listening to me order
you around, come back and see me, and I'll shut up.
} T Bos On
BOSOFF {
You employees are all alike. You just don't appreciate when someone is
pointing out your mistakes.
I've tried to keep you concentrating on your work, I've reminded you not to
play around while working, and kept you awake.
But, unlike some bosses, I CAN take a hint. I'll leave you alone now, and
we'll just SEE how productive you are without me!
} T Bos Off
BOSPAGE {
B.o.S. is yelling at you from the } T Bos Paging User Text
BOSADV {
Are you feeling like your work is never appreciated? Feeling like your
boss doesn't even know your alive? Try the MAJOR B.o.S. A boss guaranteed
to work you to the bone!!!
} T bos ad
DELIMIT {
: } T B.O.S. Yell Delimiter
ROOM1 {
Copy room} T Room Text
ROOM2 {
Executive Washroom} T Room Text
ROOM3 {
Store Room} T Room Text
ROOM4 {
Lobby} T Room Text
ROOM5 {
Hallway} T Room Text
ROOM6 {
Intercom} T Room Text
ROOM7 {
Meeting Room} T Room Text
ROOM8 {
Presentation Room} T Room Text
ROOM9 {
Records Dept.} T Room Text
ROOM10 {
Research Dept.} T Room Text
BOS1 {
Are you bothering the other employees again?
} T bos text
BOS2 {
I'm only doing this because it's my job!
} T bos text
BOS3 {
Did you clean up those records like I told you to?
} T bos text
BOS4 {
You do know that it's not policy to stare at a monitor all day.
} T bos text
BOS5 {
When you're finished, you need to bring me some more coffee.
} T bos text
BOS6 {
I hope you're not going to play games on company time.
} T bos text
BOS7 {
You better listen to me if you wanna keep your job.
} T bos text
BOS8 {
Why don't you give the computer a rest for awhile.
} T bos text
BOS9 {
I think you need to go outside and get some sun.
} T bos text
BOS10 {
Did you get authorization before touching the keyboard?
} T bos text
BOS11 {
When I started working here we didn't HAVE computers!
} T bos text
BOS12 {
You're not my most productive worker you know.
} T bos text
BOS13 {
Why don't you sit down and redo the file cabinets?
} T bos text
BOS14 {
I found a floppy disk of yours in the copy machine.
} T bos text
BOS15 {
Don't you ever talk to clients on the phone anymore?
} T bos text
BOS16 {
You're turning into a computer workaholic!
} T bos text
BOS17 {
You turn that off or I'll get someone to replace you in here!
} T bos text
BOS18 {
You can play on the computer after you get your work done.
} T bos text
BOS19 {
Did you finish that presentation first?
} T bos text
BOS20 {
I think David Letterman could type letters faster than you.
} T bos text
BOS21 {
You're going to go blind by staring at that screen.
} T bos text
BOS22 {
Could you go copy these in triplicate for me?
} T bos text
BOS23 {
Don't put your feet on the computer!
} T bos text
BOS24 {
You're not doing drugs are you?
} T bos text
BOS25 {
Do you think this will help you get a promotion?
} T bos text
BOS26 {
Clean that screen, it looks VERY unprofessional!
} T bos text
BOS27 {
Can you type a little softer please?
} T bos text
BOS28 {
Being that close to the screen will ruin your eyes.
} T bos text
BOS29 {
When was the last time you answered the phone?
} T bos text
BOS30 {
I think your personal calls are becoming expensive.
} T bos text
BOS31 {
Did you clean out the wastbasket?
} T bos text
BOS32 {
Get that pizza OFF the CPU!
} T bos text
BOS33 {
Is there any way you can turn the sound off?
} T bos text
BOS34 {
Are you sure that thing is helping you with your work?
} T bos text
BOS35 {
You need ANOTHER computer?!!!
} T bos text
BOS36 {
You'll won't get Carpal Tunnel by typing my letters!
} T bos text
BOS37 {
Are you listening to me???
} T bos text
BOS38 {
Don't talk back to me!
} T bos text
BOS39 {
I think this computer stuff is becoming too time consuming.
} T bos text
BOS40 {
Is that your coffee cup ontop of the printer?
} T bos text
BOS41 {
If all the companies formatted their hard drives does that mean we have to?
} T bos text
BOS42 {
I don't think talking to all those strange people i public relations.
} T bos text
BOS43 {
Are you ignoring me?
} T bos text
BOS44 {
I bet people in India don't talk back to thier boss.
} T bos text
BOS45 {
Wouldn't you rather be filing documents?
} T bos text
BOS46 {
Your modem dying is not cause for sick leave.
} T bos text
BOS47 {
I don't think this kind of behavior is normal.
} T bos text
BOS48 {
Look at all that dust on your desk.
} T bos text
BOS49 {
Boy this office is a mess!
} T bos text
BOS50 {
I always have to tell you what's good for the company.
} T bos text
BOS51 {
I think the windows need to be cleaned.
} T bos text
BOS52 {
Aren't you finished with that yet?
} T bos text
BOS53 {
Do you even know HOW to use your legs anymore?
} T bos text
BOS54 {
Can you do my taxes after you finish your work?
} T bos text
BOS55 {
How about you wax the floor in my office?
} T bos text
BOS56 {
Should I just slide my orders under the door?
} T bos text
BOS57 {
I think you might be coming down with something.
} T bos text
BOS58 {
Don't you have to go copy SOMETHING?
} T bos text
BOS59 {
I could always take that computer away.
} T bos text
BOS60 {
Why don't you work on a new project.
} T bos text
BOS61 {
Did I hear you coughing earlier? You just got back from being sick last week.
} T bos text
BOS62 {
Don't be late for that 7:30 meeting!
} T bos text
BOS63 {
I need you to type something up in a minute.
} T bos text
BOS64 {
All that tapping is driving me up a wall.
} T bos text
BOS65 {
You're starting to get on my nerves.
} T bos text
BOS66 {
Is this all the work you're going to do today?
} T bos text
BOS67 {
Do you think this new outfit makes me look richer?
} T bos text
BOS68 {
I hope you're going to stay up all night working.
} T bos text
BOS69 {
Have you thanked your Sysop for this wonderful board?
} T bos text
BOS70 {
Have you gone through the E-Mail lately?
} T bos text
BOS71 {
That funny guy with the sunglasses was looking for you.
} T bos text
BOS72 {
Are you the one that set the filing cabinet on fire?
} T bos text
BOS73 {
How many times are you going to do a user list anyway?
} T bos text
BOS74 {
You do know that my wife's birthday is coming up?
} T bos text
BOS75 {
I need you to pick up my suit from the cleaners after work.
} T bos text
BOS76 {
Were you the one that made this $100 call to Tokyo?
} T bos text
BOS77 {
Wouldn't you rather be faxing stuff instead?
} T bos text
BOS78 {
Why don't you paint the office?
} T bos text
BOS79 {
Go to the mail room and get any packages for me.
} T bos text
BOS80 {
Was that your watch I found in the coffee pot?
} T bos text
BOS81 {
Are you the one whose been photocopying thier butt?
} T bos text
BOS82 {
I thought I said no smoking in the office.
} T bos text
BOS83 {
Stating your opinion is not in your job description.
} T bos text
BOS84 {
NO, you can't bring your pets to work with you.
} T bos text
BOS85 {
I'm still wondering why you're working here.
} T bos text
BOS86 {
My secretary takes better shorthand than your secretary.
} T bos text
BOS87 {
Remember the rules. Rule #1 I'm always right. Rule #2 when I'm not, refer to Rule #1.
} T bos text
BOS88 {
I doubt it's necessary to take 3 lunch breaks.
} T bos text
BOS89 {
Please hold all my calls.
} T bos text
BOS90 {
Could you refrain from playing golf in the hallway.
} T bos text
BOS91 {
I asked for those sales reports over an hour ago.
} T bos text
BOS92 {
Is it just me, or are all of my emplyees stupid?
} T bos text
BOS93 {
Are you SURE you even graduated from high school?
} T bos text
BOS94 {
That wouldn't happen to be your goldfish in the water cooler?
} T bos text
BOS95 {
I want you to personally lick all 1,000 of these envelopes to ensure their sealed.
} T bos text
BOS96 {
Why do these papers smell like pepperoni pizza?
} T bos text
BOS97 {
PSSST! You got any dirty files on your hard drive?
} T bos text
BOS98 {
Employees like you create executive alcoholics.
} T bos text
BOS99 {
Did I hear you say the word THINK in this office?
} T bos text
BOS100 {
Comic books and crayons are not considered office materials.
} T bos text
EXPD {
Sorry, that option is temporarily unavailable! } T Expired Module